Hey there, Hockey Puck! (Legendary Comedians: Are They Funny? part 2)

This man needs no introduction, which is good, because i don't feel like giving one *rimshot*.
seriously, folks, the next comedian to grace this blog is famed insult comic Don Rickles.

here's the deal, i'm not gonna go into huge amounts of depth on this one. everyone probably knows who Don Rickles is. suffice to say, he's old, and he got started millions of years ago. he was Frank Sinatra's favorite comedian, etc. i actually thought of this one whilst waking up one morning, literally half-asleep. to me, that's hilarious. he is best known for being irascible and for making fun of people to their faces. also, i guess he got away with telling these jokes because he would always say he loved the person whom he was defaming. all of the clips of him on youtube are interminably long. seriously, there are hardly any under 5 minutes, and for a Don Rickles clip, that's a goddam eternity. so here's this:

still got it...? i guess...?

but is he funny: frankly, no.

but whattayagonnado? he's old and legendary, so there it is.