Friday, March 22, 2013

Minor Obsessions: In the Year 2525.

I can't tell you when i first heard the 1969 classic oddity from Zager And Evans, "In The Year 2525 (Exordium and Terminus)", but i can tell you how i felt when it's bizarre opening strands first hit my ears: totally fucking freaked out.
i know for a fact i was under the age of 12, possibly 9 or 10.  the song, silly by most standards, for someone that little has a haunting quality that has stuck with me for years. the downbeat guitar strumming, strange, almost spanish sounding trumpets (they just make me think of bullfighting, for whatever reason), and the lyrical quality, as well as the way said lyrics are delivered is strange in deed.
i recall being in high school and hearing this song on an oldies station (back when they still played oldies, i.e. - songs primarily from the 1960s, maybe early 70s) lying in bed with all the lights out, and getting a horrible sense of dread. i wish i were exaggerating. but i truly did have to turn the lights back on for several minutes whilst a much peppier song played.  i told my mom about this at some point, and in her very motherly and supportive way she said something to the effect of "oh, brother." needless to say, my parents are often hard-hearted people. i wish it weren't so. ANYway...

despite all this, the song is one of my favorites. i have strange associations with it, including a comic book from the 1990s called "What if... The Avengers had Lost The Evolutionary War". i'm not gonna get too into what that entails, not what the Evolutionary Was was, but suffice it to say, human kind evolves so greatly (Star-Trek-ish bulging craniums and all), no longer need to communicate with words, and form a giant hive mind, leaving Earth behind for who knows what kind of ultimate journey and whatnot. yeah, it's pretty great.
if you even remotely give a crap, go here (if not, don't... but you'll be sorry!): http://siskoid.blogspot.com/2010/10/what-if-avengers-lost-evolutionary-war.html

as for the song itself, i can only let Z&E speak (sing? strum?) for themselves:
also, for a fun and so-forth, here's the lyrics. get ready for head-explodey!

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got not nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God's a-comin' he ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
Guess it's time for the Judgement day


In the year 8510
God is gonna shake his mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man's reign is through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do or say
Is in the pill you took today ....(fading...)

Zager And Evans only had one hit, and it was of course this song. their next song is a jaunty little upbeat number called "Mr. Turnkey", which, according to Wikipedia is a song about "a rapist who nails his own wrist to the wall as punishment for his crime". awesome.
lots of info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_year_2525

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